thepasta-nerada:

deliverusfromsburb:

karemloo:

fuckyeahlukemyernaked:

never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’

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I CANT HANDLE THIS

are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’

yes

(Source: bogdanseyebrows)

donghae and his antics

pervingonkpop:

I LIKE HOW THIS GUY THINKS.

pervingonkpop:

I LIKE HOW THIS GUY THINKS.

gender-wizard:

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.

pizzopaps:

i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me

refreshes:

that feeling you get when someone texts you first is literally the best because youre like “wow you were actually thinking about me”

torterra:

ive been thinking about stuf.f.. 
its hard to cut hair with a gas mask onz

torterra:

ive been thinking about stuf.f.. 

its hard to cut hair with a gas mask onz

(Source: coalgirls)

(Source: monkeilii)

irlyandere:

Been waiting a year to post this.

irlyandere:

Been waiting a year to post this.

(Source: irlyandere)

myfleshwounds:

If you don’t like piercings, don’t get any.
If you don’t like tattoos, don’t get any.
If you don’t agree with abortions, don’t get one.
If you don’t like gay marriage, don’t marry your same gender.

If you don’t like something, don’t do it.

But DO NOT prevent someone else from doing it just because you don’t like it.

1chainz:

who is interested in dating an ugly girl who sleeps all day and only cares about music

black-frostbite:

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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Holy fuck finally someone who understands

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning